OH MY GOD
Well, that was unexpected.
W H A T DID I JUST
“I turned into two ugly dudes and a dog” is how I’m calling out sick for work next time.
I just need to put this here for reasons.
I never even knew this and I’ve fed bread to ducks multiple times! D: Definitely reblog this so everyone knows!
POOR DUCKS OMG.
I PROMISE TO NEVER EVER FEED YOU BREAD EVER.
Poor duckies! Apparently the ‘feeding encourages overpopulation’ one is iffy/not really a big deal, but the bread one is real! Poor things…
Okay. I only came back on Tumblr for five minutes before bed, but this is worth a signal boost.
I hate the horrific grammar, but I love ducks more.
Keeping this in mind should it ever happen again
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Getting things off high shelves:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
No comment necessary.
You are my hero.
- person: stop apologizing.
- me: sorry.
- me: wait fuck, no sorry i didn't mean--
- me: shit, sorry i--
- me: SORRY I MEANT--
- me: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SORRY I WASN'T THINKING--
- me: wait no fuck shit sorry i did it again i--
- me: fuck
- me: sorry
I don’t understand Hulu
it’s like, check one day and there will be no episodes of a current season up, check a couple days later and they’ll have like, the middle five episodes of a season, but not the first few. A couple days later they’ll have six previous seasons of the show up and only one…